the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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