16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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