if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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