Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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