i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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