Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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