Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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