At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
