absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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