I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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