Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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