I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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