Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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