I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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