So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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