Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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