I wish I could punch you in the face.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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