actually, I'm a sock model
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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