you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
