we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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