There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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