You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
