I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Randomize
