me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize