its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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