Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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