You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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