Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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