the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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