so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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