Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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