PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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