that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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