oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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