so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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