He uses pillows to masturbate.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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