Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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