Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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