Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
My vagina is very pro this idea
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