Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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