He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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