just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
you never un-have a 4some
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I see more hoeing in ur future
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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