Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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