Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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