Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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