no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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