I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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