Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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