In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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