does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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