so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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