yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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