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Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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