I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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