1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
This baby is an asshole
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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