Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
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