Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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