if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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