She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
cat food counts as protein by the way
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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