On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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